I don't usually read e-mail forwards, but this one had some great random thoughts. I found myself thinking, "YES, that's exactly right" to most if not all of these. Note #'s 1, 3, 9, & 11.
Enjoy!
1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
2. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
3. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
4. There is a great need for sarcasm font.
5. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
6. How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
7. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. (JOEL)
8. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
9. Was learning cursive really necessary?
10. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
11. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
12. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it....thanks Mario Kart.
13. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
14. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
15. Bad decisions make good stories.
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
2. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
3. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
4. There is a great need for sarcasm font.
5. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
6. How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
7. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. (JOEL)
8. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
9. Was learning cursive really necessary?
10. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.
11. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
12. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it....thanks Mario Kart.
13. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
14. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
15. Bad decisions make good stories.
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
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